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Andrew Lawrence@ndrew_lawrence

Actually just said by Donald Trump Jr: “I wish my name was Hunter Biden. I could go abroad and make millions off my father’s presidency. I’d be a really rich guy”21.9K8:55 PM - Oct 30, 2019Twitter Ads info and privacy

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Donald Trump, Jr.: “If my name were Hunter Biden....”

Dude, if your name were Hunter Biden: 1) You would absolutely put-off members of EVERY sexual orientation. Shaming sucks, but - dude - greasy hair stopped being cool - like - 70 years ago. And it wasn’t even cool then - just grossly convenient for you but (apparently) ladies put up with it (barf). Even after leaving your wife and FIVE KIDS, you still think you got game. Still. Something tells me that you want dick. I seriously think that you want dick.

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2) Your daddy is LITERALLY giving lessons on how to rip off the government and anyone else who thought The Apprentice was a primer for how to Horatio Alger your way to the top. See also George C. Parker - (Commentariate), you’re gonna love this one: .

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Like so many of us, I admit to romanticizing the great and wondrous downfall of the Trump Clan. Tragically, Donnie Jr. is also, clearly, a Romantic (the Evil kind).

Oh how I would love to live long enough to see how this turns out. I’m sorry that this is what I see. There is a PLAGUE plaguing us. But worse? The Plague-runners:

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